Saturday, March 3, 2012

He's not a terrorist, he's my cousin!

The front page headline of the Sacramento Bee read "Who Trained Kevin James?" It was a follow up to a "major case" against a cell of California terrorists who were presumably setting their targets on military installations.

The mastermind was Kevin James. Mysteriously, he planned all this and gave orders as he sits rotting in Folsom Prison. I received a frantic phone call from my brother. "Watch your phone conversations. Everyone in the family probably has a wiretap."

He then informed me that the so-called terrorist bust that is all over the news concerns our little second cousin Kevin. I laughed. "Stay in trouble Kevin" is a terrorist mastermind - Please! Then on CNN came …

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